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[microbrobotics]

teacups for sure. they spin you around and stuff. also i have a score to settle with them

[nohalfway]

ahaha
wait
what exactly did giant teacups do to you?

[microbrobotics]

[ He pauses, considering whether to tell her or not ... eh. He's okay with losing a few cool points. ]

made me throw up on my brother when i was three

that's mooooost of my memory of disneyland

[nohalfway]

[ Okay, that has Ellie cackling out loud. ]

HAH
oh man that fucking sucks dude
its ok im sure i might puke myself my stomach is such a wuss these days
so that should help clear your name ill totally puke in your honor

[microbrobotics]

PFFFFFT

my hero

[nohalfway]

ive been known to be noble to those who deserve it
and im assuming
just because you cant turn a corner without some sort of junk food being there
that this place is filled with candy and hot dogs and soda and i have literally no self control when it comes to that
so yeah
im a major puke machine

[microbrobotics]

FULL of candy and hot dogs and soda and everything else
so it'll be teh best puke of your life is what im saying

[nohalfway]

never knew fun pukes existed
you learn something new every day

[microbrobotics]

they're rare but they exist okay

when you've had just a LITTLE too much of a good thing and then you feel so much better afterwards

i do that with gummy bears sometimes

[nohalfway]

my point of attack is pizza
im surprised my brain hasnt hardwired itself to make me sick when i see it because wow
my first day i ate a whole pizza, three tacos and a burger
and i tossed my entire weight in puke

[microbrobotics]

nice job. a+++

[nohalfway]

go big or go home man

[microbrobotics]

was that your first day here

[nohalfway]

yup
did it a few times after that even with lighter meals
apparently, living on rations your whole life makes your stomach completely unaware of how to deal with grease

[microbrobotics]

ooooh yeah i bet
you used to it yet? when'd you get here anyway?

[nohalfway]

um sort of?
not entirely
i kind of have to soak the grease on pizza off with a napkin before i eat it
still get stomach aches
ive been here about a month

[microbrobotics]

okay to be fair there's people who havent lived off rations all their life that have to do that

still not bad for a month in

[nohalfway]

every day i go without dry heaving after breakfast is a step forward i guess

so uh
ok im gonna be honest with you you ready?

[microbrobotics]

okay sure, shoot

[nohalfway]

its about joel
hes a great guy hes had my back since day one but
er
hes sort of

hes not the most social butterfly out there
basically if this is gonna work you and i gotta bump into each other accidentally
if you catch my drift

[microbrobotics]

... how do we bump into each other accidentally on a road trip

[nohalfway]

i mean at the park
im actually gonna suggest we just follow you guys

[microbrobotics]

huhhhhh. kind of takes the fun out of all cramming into the car

on the other hand i can make faces at you from the back of the van and mess with your radio

[nohalfway]

i can send you really dumb text messages and take pictures of my gross face

[microbrobotics]

ok ok deal

still going to haunt your radio with my powers tho. bet i can get it to make messages out of the songs