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[microbrobotics]

was that your first day here

[nohalfway]

yup
did it a few times after that even with lighter meals
apparently, living on rations your whole life makes your stomach completely unaware of how to deal with grease

[microbrobotics]

ooooh yeah i bet
you used to it yet? when'd you get here anyway?

[nohalfway]

um sort of?
not entirely
i kind of have to soak the grease on pizza off with a napkin before i eat it
still get stomach aches
ive been here about a month

[microbrobotics]

okay to be fair there's people who havent lived off rations all their life that have to do that

still not bad for a month in

[nohalfway]

every day i go without dry heaving after breakfast is a step forward i guess

so uh
ok im gonna be honest with you you ready?

[microbrobotics]

okay sure, shoot

[nohalfway]

its about joel
hes a great guy hes had my back since day one but
er
hes sort of

hes not the most social butterfly out there
basically if this is gonna work you and i gotta bump into each other accidentally
if you catch my drift

[microbrobotics]

... how do we bump into each other accidentally on a road trip

[nohalfway]

i mean at the park
im actually gonna suggest we just follow you guys

[microbrobotics]

huhhhhh. kind of takes the fun out of all cramming into the car

on the other hand i can make faces at you from the back of the van and mess with your radio

[nohalfway]

i can send you really dumb text messages and take pictures of my gross face

[microbrobotics]

ok ok deal

still going to haunt your radio with my powers tho. bet i can get it to make messages out of the songs

[nohalfway]

no way
holy shit that would be hilarious i wish i could do something that cool
ill just have to make really really gross faces to make up for it

[microbrobotics]

ha ha ha do it

[nohalfway]

we should plot revenge against your brother

[microbrobotics]

also good

truce on actually doing anything until after the road trip tho

[nohalfway]

aw booo
camping trips are the best time to pull an elaborate prank
shame on you two for being noble and honest brothers

[microbrobotics]

hey we have a strict no civilians rule in our prank war

[nohalfway]

im still trying to plan something big for joel
things have been so slow and im so not used to it

[microbrobotics]

what were you used to before
zombie attacks all the tiem?

[nohalfway]

pretty much
infected hordes and hunters
quiet is kind of unsettling you know?

[microbrobotics]

yeah i guess so. the zombie thing here was bad too but i still feel better with things normal

[nohalfway]

yeah uh
consider yourself lucky, dude.
it was haywire status back where im from

[microbrobotics]

yeesh. is it ever gonna get better?