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[nohalfway]

eh well
a polished offender doesn't give the authorities something to expect

[abduxel]

Smart. Keep the pigs guessing. How do you get away from the crime scene in a subway though? Hijack a train maybe.

[nohalfway]

im still working on the kinks
anyway uh
thanks for your help and not
you know
killing me in an alleyway

[abduxel]

I thought about it, but it wasn't worth it if you hadn't robbed the jewelry store.

Anyway, imPort brotherhood, right?

I appreciate that you didn't shoot me, too, for the record. I wasn't sure how that was going to go.

[nohalfway]

im not gonna lie to you
that option was there for probably the first half of the whole fiasco but
i mean it became pretty clear you were just trying to get me out of a jam

[abduxel]

Yeah, well. Who hasn't had a bad day and threatened murder? I got where you were coming from.

[it could be sarcastic but it's totally not.]

Had any trouble from that incident?

[nohalfway]

so far? no
surprisingly enough
plus ive sort of been on the down low since

[abduxel]

good. If you do have trouble just give me a call, I can help you out. Maybe. Depends how much trouble.

[nohalfway]

pfff
you know most of my life has been nothing but trouble
so im gonna try and keep out of it for a while

[ She says literally a few days after she tried breaking out a potential criminal. ]

[abduxel]

trouble has a way of sneaking up on you in this place. The price to pay for free housing and running water I guess.

[nohalfway]

still making it out like a bandit
started off with trouble around every corner and no roof over my head or a shower
its like they just threw that shit in for me

[abduxel]

You mean when you got here? You didn't have a place to go? Sick tricks they play.

[nohalfway]

no
where i came from

[abduxel]

that's rough kid. No wonder you're so tense. Maybe you just need to unwind.

[nohalfway]

to be honest?
this place makes me more uncomfortable than home. i cant really explain why.

[abduxel]

Maybe there's too many people here for you.

[Was that a tasteless apocalypse joke? Or just logical?]

Maybe you're used to needing to survive, so you don't know what to do here. Just a guess. I love it here, and my world was hell, but it is unsettling.

[nohalfway]

youre a magician whos home world is hell
ok

[abduxel]

Well, figuratively speaking.

It wasn't exactly apocalyptic, but it was certainly dystopian.

[nohalfway]

what was it like

[abduxel]

[He decides to just describe Hell but without the word, and without the obvious symbolism, acting as though the world itself changed and not his own circumstance on account of his own choices...]

when I was young, it was normal, like here but a hundred years ago. but then there was a supreme ruler who controlled everything and his underlings tortured each other and the rest of us to keep everyone in line. there were no plants or animals anymore. only rocks and fire. and no where else to go.

[nohalfway]

shit
yeah that sounds like hell to me
this place must be paradise for you then huh?

[abduxel]

yeah, it is, and i hope i never go back.

you said everyone died from a disease in your world, or something. how did you survive?

[nohalfway]

not everyone exactly, but a lot of people
um
just luck i guess
luck and packing heat, basically

[ And her immunity. But, well, that's a secret. ]

[abduxel]

how do you shoot a disease?

[nohalfway]

in the head
i mean you can pretty much shoot them anywhere else and when they bleed out enough but its a waste of bullets
it grows around the brain.