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[Automated Voice]

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[glitchinthesystem]

[ Why is he calling her? Eh, they're kid his age dealing with an apocalypse. That's good enough, yeah? ]

Yo, Ellie, right? Wanted to ask if you could help me get rid of this shit ton of candy I got saddled with. You in?

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[nohalfway]

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Depends. What kind of candy we talking about?

voice

[glitchinthesystem]

Ever hear of gummi bears? That kind of candy. A whole bag full.

voice

[nohalfway]

Yeah, I've heard of those. But I don't think I liked them. Pretty sure those were the awful bear-shaped things that were stale as shit and tasted like cough medicine.

But they were also over twenty years old. So.

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[glitchinthesystem]

Yeah, well these are brand freaking new.

Normie kid gave it to me for giving him a spin on a trash can lid.